Universal Health Care

Deep in Thought

I’ve been reading a lot about this debate for universal health care for humans.  One of the big concerns is that if people can get into the doctor for free, then people would go to the doctor for every little thing, and then waiting time to see a doctor would sky rocket.  I can see where this logic is coming from, but I also see a solution.

As many of you may know, dogs do not enjoy going to the vet’s office.  There is a very specific reason for it.  If this reason was implemented on the human level, then I believe that long wait times would be eliminated.  So here is the answer:

The dog thermometer.  For some reason, when humans go to the doctor, the thermometer goes in the mouth or in the ear.  Not to bad of a deal.  But with a dog, it is a different story.  Do you know where they put that thing!?!  Let’s just say it’s a couple of hours before I’m ready to park it on the ground again.

Just thinking of the vet

Just the thought of the doggy thermometer is so unpleasant, that we will do anything to avoid the vet.  I would think human’s would be the same way.  So, for every visit to the doctor, they get the temperature taken just like a dog. This one step alone could save billions of dollars in medical fees.  I might could even get a thermometer consultants job, with a nice salary and a good retirement plan, courtesy of the government.

Just give it some thought.  It could single-handedly save the health care system.